~Shiba-Aku

You have to think about your life and your choices when your older brother drunkenly throws and arm around your shoulder and says, “You make the stupidest choices, but you will always have so many more life experiences than I ever will.”
At first you think, WTF, what stupid choices you ass? Then you start to think about it. Yes you have made some illogical jumps, but look on the bright side, life is so much more fun leaping into the future and taking things as they come. If you sat around and thought about it, there would be no surprises and that’s just boring.
For instance, if I had actually thought logically about my ex-fiancé, and hadn’t moved an hour and a half ferry ride away from my former residence without a job, I would have been totally bored with normality. I wouldn’t have had to go to homeland security and get my fiancé deported for being an illegal immigrant (not to mention ungrateful bastard who was already married), or gotten my old male chauvinistic boss’s corporation under investigation for smuggling, hiring, and harboring illegal aliens. I also would not have discovered that my ex-roommate failed to turn in our paperwork and was planning on leaving me with all the bills, including her eviction, from our former lease. Nor would I have purchased a new puppy who promptly contracted parvo and put me 2 grand in debt with vet bills.
After everything, when you hear the maniacal laughter repeating in the back of your mind, you have to sit back and enjoy the antics. You survived, and you’ll be laughing for years to come.